July 2, 2010

Backwards Pass: FIFA, stands for Fucking Idiots Flailing Aimlessly

FIFA pulled out all the stops and went full on rage mode with the recent announcement of their official stance in handling Nigeria. 

Traditionally, FIFA has worked harder to keep politics and soccer separate from eachother than the Southern American states do to keep religion away from the civic sphere. So when Nigerian president Goodluck Jonathon officially disbanded the Nigerian national team from all international competitions after their dismal performance in the finals in South Africa, FIFA responded, albeit slightly delayed, with obvious logic: FIFA has threatened to punish the Nigerian government and football association by... banning the team from all international play.

Recursive cows from Brazil to Montana just face-hooved. Way to go Sepp, you've shocked and awed once again.

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