November 16, 2009

Backwards Pass: Van Persie


"Van Persie will fly to Serbia to have the treatment, performed by a female doctor, following a recommendation from PSV Eindhoven striker Danko Lazovic.
Van Persie was stretchered off in the 10th minute of Holland's goalless friendly encounter with Italy after a challenge from Giorgio Chiellini.

"She is vague about her methods but I know she massages you using fluid from a placenta.
"I'm going to try. It cannot hurt and if it helps, it helps."

No, RVP, you're only kind of right actually. If it doesn't hurt, it's still fucking creepy as hell.


Another great van Persie bit. Bet you didn't think him an artist? A portrait of sorts of a different striker.

1 comment:

  1. He is a fantastic player, he is in my top 10 best players in the world, his vision and his skills are amazing.