"Van Persie will fly to Serbia to have the treatment, performed by a female doctor, following a recommendation from PSV Eindhoven striker Danko Lazovic.
Van Persie was stretchered off in the 10th minute of Holland's goalless friendly encounter with Italy after a challenge from Giorgio Chiellini.
"She is vague about her methods but I know she massages you using fluid from a placenta.
"I'm going to try. It cannot hurt and if it helps, it helps."
No, RVP, you're only kind of right actually. If it doesn't hurt, it's still fucking creepy as hell.
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Another great van Persie bit. Bet you didn't think him an artist? A portrait of sorts of a different striker.
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He is a fantastic player, he is in my top 10 best players in the world, his vision and his skills are amazing.
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