November 20, 2009

Placenta Cream, Now Available for Your Local Physio

This stuff works?

This isn't just a passing fad in football, apparently this stuff actually helps players through injury. Liverpoogle bossman Benitez vouches for it.

"Glen Johnson, Fabio Aurelio, Yossi Benayoun, and Albert Riera have all visited the Belgrade clinic run by physiotherapist Mariana Kovacevic, having previous been ruled out for up to a month with calf and hamstring injuries.
Following a massage with the placenta cream, all four have returned to full training and are in line for Saturday's vital home Premier League clash with Manchester City, with a Champions League trip to Hungary to face Debrecen on Tuesday and the Merseyside derby at Everton next Sunday."

I guess when you are as desperate as Benitez, any miracle cure looks good.

But my question is why has this been a secret until now then? I mean, if it really does work for the prissy, overpaid celebrity star, when will we see a market movement for placenta creams at our local pharmacys? Perhaps if somehow after this treatment Liverpool win the league and Robin van Persie takes the Golden Boot...

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